England

Our mini sweet and savory pies before they go into the oven.

Mini sweet and savory pies, just before they go in the oven. The sweet ones are apple and yoghurt, and the savory are lamb and cabbage. You can also see the corner of the mysterious foil-wrapped object on the right side.

Mixed Kitchens

One of my great­est reser­va­tions when we came to Eng­land was the prospect of shar­ing a kitchen. One of my firmest re­quire­ments for any kitchen we had to use was a dish­washer. The lodg­ing into which we moved does have a dish­washer, but it is bro­ken and doesn’t seem likely to be fixed while we re­side here. It’s used to store soap pow­der. This cri­sis is mit­i­gated by the fact that in­stead, we have ex­tremely huge sinks. Each sink is about eight times as large as our pre­vi­ous sink, which was so small it must have has a pre­vi­ous ca­reer in a den­tist’s of­fice.

The first night we were here, Chris of­fered to make us din­ner. He asked of if there was any­thing we didn’t eat. Kara said no, but in hind­sight, wishes she had said “fish”. Chris went out to the store, and when he re­turned, he brought back a hare fresh from the butch­ers. He pro­ceeded to com­bine the hare with lots of veg­eta­bles in a meaty, dark stew. When he went out again to pick up Justin from work, he left Kara with a bowl of dumpling bat­ter and a plea to watch the stew. It turned out tasty, but we have no­ticed that this is a habit with Chris — start­ing to cook, and then leav­ing his guests with the kitchen while he goes out. It al­ways seems to work out ok, though.

We have found that shar­ing a kitchen with Chris (since Justin doesn’t cook very of­ten) to be a fairly sat­is­fac­tory sit­u­a­tion. Most Eng­lish peo­ple seem eat around eight in the evening, and even later when din­ner is more for­mal. We usu­ally eat around six or seven, so we don’t run into each other much.

The only thing which we have found to be un­de­sir­able about our shared kitchen is the fre­quency of fishy smells and Chris’ ten­dency to wash up, but leave pots and pans full of din­ner lay­ing about for sev­eral days. The lat­ter also frus­trates his part­ner, Justin, es­pe­cially when the food spoils. There is also a rather mys­te­ri­ous foil‐wrapped pack­age on the edge of the counter. Af­ter the first week or so, we peeked in­side, but we are still un­elu­ci­dated. It looks like it might be a strange kind of cake, maybe for Justin’s birth­day this month, but by that time, it will have set for at least two months! It may be some­thing in the Christ­mas pud­ding vein: we saw Chris make three or four large pud­dings last week, and, of course, those are meant to set and “ma­ture.”

8 November 2008

Andrew Shields